Total Medals Earned: 626 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,410 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/410 points)
Teritories completed 7
Cards Owned 10
Teritories completed 15
Hero Cleared 2
Cards Owned 20
CaveTrial 2 completed
Cards Owned 30
Hero Cleared 6
CaveTrial 5 completed
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/235 points)
Complete the game on Easy difficulty
Click a link on the music credits
Last for one minute on Endless Stairs
We don't put up with author self-inserts around here!
Take damage from the first two obstacles in a level, then complete the level with one health
Complete the game on Normal difficulty
Last for five minutes on Endless Stairs
Complete the game on Normal difficulty without taking damage
Last for ten minutes on Endless Stairs
Medals Earned: 16/18 (445/500 points)
Buy 3 upgrades
Play Without Music
Click 10,000 Times
Clicked 1,000 Times
Catch 50 fishes
Earn 10,000 Stars
Hit the beanstalk 50 times
Mine 50 ores
Buy all stronger muscle upgrades
Buy all outfit upgrades
Buy 10 outfit upgrades
Play game for 1 hour
Hire all workers
Earn 1,000,000 Stars
Cut down the giant beanstalk
Buy All Upgrades
Checked credits page
Clicked 50,000 Times
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 13/18 (290/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Crow Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 5/20 (25/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes